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IFS AND WHYS

The following funny questions & thoughts that life throws up at you now & again,
Were kindly sent in by "Bboog" out there in Sunny Southern California.

1/ If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
does he become disoriented?

2/ If people from Poland are called "Poles," why aren't people from
Holland called "Holes?

3/ When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

4/ Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?

5/ Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

6/ If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

7/ Why isn't 11 pronounced onety one?

8/ Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

9/ Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist, but a person
who drives a race car not called a racist?

10/ If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

11/ Why do women wear evening gowns to nightclubs? Shouldn't they be
wearing night gowns?

12/ If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

13/ When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your
two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

14/ Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

15/ Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to
begin with.

16/ If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you
get a Philips Screwdriver?

17/ Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a "whack"?

18/ If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow
that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys
deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked and dry
cleaners depressed?

19/ Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as "4's"?

It's still in the state of testing, but Microsoft has decided to release a beta version of the Magic Camera where you can take your own picture. Follow the steps listed below.

A Magic Camera on your monitor will activate your screen, making it light sensitive, and it will work like a digital camera. This enables you to take your picture sitting in front of your very own computer monitor. This sounds too good to be true, but to ensure you of the facts, you're now invited to test the camera yourself.

System Requirements: Your computer / monitor has to be no more than 4 years old.

This is the most fascinating electronic imaging system I have yet to come across. Try it and you will be as amazed as I was.

Step #1. Click here.

Step # 2: Click on: "Magic Cyber Camera."

Step # 3: Follow the directions.

Let me know how your picture turns out.